Pitka is an American brought up by Indian gurus who has now become a hugely successful self-help guru himself. Employed by an American Ice hockey team, Pitka must save its star player, who has lost his game after the self-inflicted collapse of his marriage. 'The Love Guru' is toe curlingly bad, with much of the humour simply rehashed from the Austin Powers movies… Could Mike Myers just be a one trick pony?