You know how before this came out at the cinema there was massive internet hype, a mind boggling disaster, sci-fi, horror, action flick, but bugger all about what the plot actually involved? Well that's because apart from monsters reeking havoc in New York, and some pretty young things trapped in the carnage, there is no plot; nada, zilch, nothing. Cloverfield works so well because it stoutly refuses to offer you anything other than adrenalin fuelled, clammy palmed escapism and filming it throug find out more...

‘The Crazies’ is about a band of survivors trying to escape a small town where the citizens are succumbing to an infectious disease that turns them into rabid lunatics and, as if that isn’t enough, the bureaucracy is no friend, the army being a little less than helpful. ‘The Crazies’ is a satisfactory, if unambitious, remake of George E Romero's cult classic that delivers well on scares and hasn't misplaced its sense of fun (cue the most ridiculous groin-threatening set piece since G find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...