Herschell Gordon Lewis's 1964 classic gets a make over for the new millenium with genre stalwart Robert Englund as the Mayor of Pleasant Valley, a small township in the American south that still holds with the old fashioned values of community, cannibalism and the Confederate way. Throw in a disparate group of young, cocky nubile teens lured by a detour to the town's annual 'Guts n' Glory' jubilee and you've got an over-the-top, slapstick gorefest. Leave your brain at the menu page and down a fe find out more...

Based on the legend of the Bell witch, An American Haunting tells the story of the Bell family who claimed to be tormented by an unseen presence through noises, disembodied voices and physical attacks that focused primarily on their youngest daughter. Are the Bells being haunted by a malignant, supernatural force or is the culprit closer to home? Unfortunately, a great cast and atmospheric locations do little to lift this film above the hum-drum. find out more...

A remarkable remake of the 1942 classic. Kinski is electric as the virgin sex-kitten/femme fatale who develops serious claws when sexually aroused and is caught between her racial duty to mate with her cat person brother and her more normal desire for a local zoo-keeper. Seductively exotic erotica. Brilliant. find out more...

A chillingly effective study of mental breakdown and neurosis. Terrified by everything, but especially sex, a Belgian girl in London murders her boyfriend, and her landlord when they try to break through her barriers and help her. A grim journey into the depths of a deranged mind. Riveting. find out more...

It's Christmas Eve and three friends, Bart, Thai and Ladj, are celebrating the festive season with a night's hard drinking and fighting. After being thrown out of a club they accept the offer of further partying at the country home of one of the club's barmaids. The sight of a grinning, maniacal Vincent Cassel should have been warning enough but for our rather dim-witted heros the weekend is just beginning and things are about to take a turn for the really weird. Kinda like crossing House of a 1 find out more...

Is Billy paranoid, or are his fears that his family and just about everyone else are not what they seem justified? To Billy society looks like a sinister conspiracy. A spooky, darkly funny look at the parasitic nature of society, climaxing with a mind-bending orgy of special effects. find out more...

Ever got the feeling that your home is out to get you, well for the Lutz family down in Amityville it's much more than a feeling. Just goes to show that home buyers should have a proper survey carried out. Great fun, eminently watchable and supposed(!) to be based on a true story. find out more...

After the death of their parents the Hamilton children try to make a new life for themselves in Northern California. The eldest, David, takes on the responsibility of keeping his orphaned family together, but the task is an arduous and thankless one, the twins, Wendall and Darlene, are increasing hostile and rebellious, while the youngest, Francis, struggles with teenage angst and familial antipathy. The Hamiltons are just your ordinary, common or garden family trying to get by and find a place find out more...

In order to avoid a ghostly figure in the road, high school senior Brent Mitchell wraps his car around a tree, killing his father. Dejected and out of sorts, he has a shot at happiness with his girlfriend Holly, a grounded, caring girl with drop dead good looks, a dream date for the high school prom. But his plans are thwarted by a disturbing series of events that take place under a mirrored disco ball, involving pink satin, glitter, syringes, nails, power drills and a secret admirer. Brent has find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...