Whilst on a routine vampire destroying mission in Transylvania, Professor Abronsius and his idiot assistant chance upon a buxom serving wench, but are they too late to prevent the evil blood-suckers getting their teeth into her? Gloriously over-the-top schlock horror! find out more...

After a passionate one night stand Peter, already an obnoxious swine, is convinced he's been turned into a vampire. Donning plastic fangs and sleeping under the sofa, his behaviour grows ever more outrageous as he cruelly terrorises his wretched Hispanic secretary. A superb comic perfomance from Cage. find out more...