Cockney safe-cracker Dom Hemingway is released from prison after serving a 12-year sentence for refusing to snitch. Eager to collect his reward from suave, psychotic mob boss Mr Fontaine, Dom heads to southern France with his only friend and accomplice Dickie. Dom is a drug fuelled, sex obsessed, self-regarding, over compensating sociopath…all good, but find out more...
Hassan Kadam is a culinary ingénue with the gastronomic equivalent of perfect pitch. When Hassan and his family, led by Papa, move to a quaint village in the South of France with the grand plan of opening an Indian restaurant, they are undeterred by the fact that only 100 feet opposite stands a Michelin starred classical French eatery.
However upon encountering the icy proprietress, Madame Mallory, the Kadam family realise they may have bitten off more than they can chew. Ou
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Middle aged company man Richard Jones is all set for retirement, but when he arrives at work for his last day and finds that his pension fund has been stolen through the fraudulent workings of Vincent Kruger, the man who has recently bought over the company, he enlists the help of his ex-wife Kate to help get it back. The two set off for France with their friends Jerry and Penelope who agree to help steal Vincent's bride-to-be's diamond necklace which they feel will fully compensate for the l find out more...