Six mates decide to take their depressed, recently divorced buddy to the countryside for a lads' only weekend away. Unfortunately they choose a small village over-run by man-hating cannabalistic zombie women. Armed only with a set of golf clubs the boys hack and slash their way through the night in a desperate attempt to stay alive till morning. 'Doghouse' is a film willfully (gleefully?) designed to bring out the outraged feminist in even the meakest of women and, as a bloke, I'm quite happy to find out more...

The Firefly family are back and as demented as ever...hooray! On the run, and hunted by an equally deranged sheriff bent on revenge, they cut a brutal swathe through the midwest desert, gleefully dispatching anyone who crosses their path. With a fantastic score, stunning locations and the coolest characters to come out of the horror genre since the Cenobites, The Devil's Rejects will make you feel dirty but oh so good... find out more...

Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the arrival of an oily strangler who stalks the streets at night. Deadpan humour done wrong, this is dull, unimaginative filmmaking for those who are actively seeking "bad" films. find out more...

Five creepy horror tales based round Halloween with all its traditions. find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...