After meeting at a nightclub in a Mediterranean resort, seven lithe young girls and boys decide to continue partying aboard a luxury yacht in the middle of the ocean. But when one of them dies in a freak sexual accident the genders turn on each other in what becomes a gruesome and murderous fight for survival. An original twist on the ‘teens in peril' horror flick in that at least this time they're doing away with each other. Late night 'Hollyoaks' special anyone? find out more...

This 'reboot' (read highly expensive yet inherently pointless re-imagining) of the original 'Friday The 13th' films begins with a group of wayward youths camping out for a weekend involving sex and drugs until Jason appears and spoils all their joyously sinful fun. The final girl at this stage in the film, Whitney, is kidnapped and kept hostage by Jason due to her striking resemblance to his mother, the infamous Mrs Voorhees. Then, six weeks later, her devoted brother and an easily disposable en find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...