Six mates decide to take their depressed, recently divorced buddy to the countryside for a lads' only weekend away. Unfortunately they choose a small village over-run by man-hating cannabalistic zombie women. Armed only with a set of golf clubs the boys hack and slash their way through the night in a desperate attempt to stay alive till morning. 'Doghouse' is a film willfully (gleefully?) designed to bring out the outraged feminist in even the meakest of women and, as a bloke, I'm quite happy to find out more...

Television reporter Angela Vidal and her cameraman are assigned to spend the night shift with a Los Angeles fire crew. But when an apparently routine call takes them to a rundown apartment block the easy going banter is soon lost. Police officers have already arrived at the scene in response to reports of screaming from one of the flats, what they discover is an initially unknown infection that is not only killing the residents but sending them into a murderous psychosis before they die. As if t find out more...

‘The Crazies’ is about a band of survivors trying to escape a small town where the citizens are succumbing to an infectious disease that turns them into rabid lunatics and, as if that isn’t enough, the bureaucracy is no friend, the army being a little less than helpful. ‘The Crazies’ is a satisfactory, if unambitious, remake of George E Romero's cult classic that delivers well on scares and hasn't misplaced its sense of fun (cue the most ridiculous groin-threatening set piece since G find out more...

Kevin Smith had a podcast where they made a joke about the idea of kidnapping and turning a human into a walrus. It went viral on the twittersphere. Then it became a movie. This movie. Though the whole thing starts out well, with decent doses of good humour and dramatic tension, it all falls very quickly by the wayside. The result is a ridiculous prosthetic walrus suit that envelops Justin Long. Somewhere inside this mess of a movie there's a punchline, if only Smith could get to it without q find out more...

A sassy script underpins this journey, across a USA laid waste by zombies, by two youths and two girls. Awesome dialogue - if you liked 'Sean of the Dead' then you'll love this zappy, very funny flick. find out more...