On a Mediterranean private cruise a rich, venomous socialite makes life hell on board for the entire crew but in particular one handsome young Italian. When a short trip from the main ship goes wrong the two find themselves marooned on a small uninhabited island and their mutual loathing finds a more passionate outlet. Every mean spirited word you've heard about this film fails to do justice to its utter uselessness as a source of entertainment, a dull story is perfectly accompanied by a god awful script, crap performances, and a director who was obviously not staying on the same island that his cast shared while filming. Summary?...I didn't like it much.