Jack's back after an unholy union of ‘friends' and rogues save him from Davey Jones' locker. In this final instalment the pirates must form an unlikely brotherhood to defend their carefree existence from the dastardly and ruthless British. Unfortunately for us this means a whole wad of Keira Knightley, she even gives a rousing speech to the rabble before battle, a delivery that brings to mind one of those handbag dogs being garrotted by its own collar. An enormous running time, a god awful score, lumbering direction and occasionally excruciating acting make 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 3' more of an endurance test than a movie experience. On the bright side the big set pieces are pretty awesome and of the meagre lines that are any good, Captain Jack has ‘em all. Congratulations: Your vote has been cast