Scott Donaldson says: "A group of fine young men decide to find out what really happens when you respond to an Internet advert for no-strings sex with a hot babe. Turns out you get kidnapped, shrink wrapped, and taken to a backwoods compound run by a surprisingly well-armed cult. Sound like fun? Kevin Smith throws everything at this – supposedly his last film (?) – switching from horror to humour to cop thriller before you can complain that you weren’t ‘even supposed to be here today’. Occasionally brutal and sometimes bizarre, you’ll bet those boys wished they’d stayed home and played a nice game of Scrabble."