Fifty Shades Of Grey follows the milky hued master/servant sexual relationship of handsome billionaire Christian Grey and innocent college graduate Anastasia Steele. No allure, no sensuality, no characterisation, bugger all eroticism and, considering the premise of the story, as deviant as deciding to take the 'slightly longer route' on your sat nav. I would mockingly say 'enjoy' but I'm morally compromised by the fact that someone might. Thank you Tara...I will treasure this memory you made me have.