A salvage boat crew stumble across the sort of booty that could retire them for life, but not as they had originally hoped. The find in question is an immense super liner that was believed lost over 40 years ago. It is only when they are aboard that the gang discover this is a ship haunted by a deadly past and evil still prowls its decks. Ghost Ship has some very tasty set pieces but it lacks intelligence and a decent script. Gruesome fun but pretty daft and occasionally becalmed , but hey...w find out more...

Jack's back after an unholy union of ‘friends' and rogues save him from Davey Jones' locker. In this final instalment the pirates must form an unlikely brotherhood to defend their carefree existence from the dastardly and ruthless British. Unfortunately for us this means a whole wad of Keira Knightley, she even gives a rousing speech to the rabble before battle, a delivery that brings to mind one of those handbag dogs being garrotted by its own collar. An enormous running time, a god awful score find out more...

Captain Jack Sparrow once again manages to drag all those who owe him nothing into a race against time to save his worthless, but charming, soul. On this occasion it's the infamous Davy Jones who has dibs on the master of the ‘Black Pearl', and only if Jack can steal the fabled dead man's chest might he escape his grim fate. 'Pirates Of The Caribbean 2' is a very similar but less entertaining retread of the first film, and as pop corn escapism it has much to recommend it, but two and half hours, find out more...