WW2; some dodgy American soldiers are in the process of being shipped off to military prison for a variety of infractions, ranging from desertion to murder, when a German artillery attack hits their convoy enabling five of the prisoners to escape. They decide to leg it to neutral Switzerland but, instead, end up volunteering for a commando mission to steal a V2 warhead for the Maquis. A cult cash in on the success of the ‘The Dirty Dozen'; an action movie with a dash of humour and blaxploitation find out more...

Chris reckons: "Holed up on the dark side of the moon since the end of WW2, developing huge spaceships and skin whitening potion, now the Nazis are set to try to take over the world..... again. A camp and moderately fun (if at times slightly racist) B-movie-esque romp warning against the real-life dangers of terraforming by fascists."

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A US platoon capture a German general and discover the whereabouts of a fortune in stolen gold so decide to go after it. A comedy war film with laughs provided by Sutherland as a spaced out weirdo in a tank, whilst Eastwood does his bit to make the action enjoyable. find out more...

When Po's long-lost panda father suddenly reappears, the reunited duo travels to a secret panda paradise to meet scores of hilarious new panda characters. But when the supernatural villain Kai begins to sweep across China defeating all the kung fu masters, Po must do the impossible-learn to train a village full of his fun-loving, clumsy brethren to become the ultimate band of Kung Fu Pandas.

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Once long ago, during a bloody battle fought between the warring Liang and Wei states, two armies fought themselves to a bloody standstill. One of the only two survivors, a Liang, hopes to achieve his freedom by abducting the other, a young Wei general, and taking him on a long journey to present him to the Liang leadership.
This highly entertaining tale starts more like a comedy road trip, but becomes more reflective as the two combine to survive various interludes, bears, bandits, bad g find out more...

A soldier, brought back to life as a cyborg, fights alongside a band of adventurers against demon hordes in a dystopian future.
Abysmal, in all the right and wrong ways. DIY find out more...

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THE FINAL COUNTDOWN: A modern aircraft carrier is thrown back in time to 1941 near Hawaii, just hours before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. What would YOU do? It doesn't matter. Sheen and Douglas have got that s**t on lockdown.

HERCULES IN NEW YORK: Hercules (Schwarzenegger) is sent to Earth where he finds true love and starts a promising career in the bodybuilder business. Somehow, everyone seems to understand what he's saying.

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Seth Rogen and James Franco made a stupid movie about North Korea because no one stopped them. With the assistance of Lizzy Caplan (who is occasionally funny) the duo journey to North Korea to kill Kim Jong-Un. It's not even really that it's an offensive film - though it may offend some - it's more that it's just a really bad film. And by that I meant boring, sloppy and not at all entertaining. But there are at least some rather good 'James Franco is a twatty TV show host' style scenes.

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