When the immortal King of the Vampires is accidently reawakened from his unearthly slumber, it's down to two Shaolin monks, Brother White and Brother Black, and their assistants, the bungling Sun and beautiful Moon, to save the world from hoards of hopping vampires, kung-fu killers and the undead. Bizarre, hectic and utter absurd but who wants realism when you've got exploding midget vampires? Unfortunately this movie is only available dubbed.