Shock-horror-probe expose telling us absolutely nothing that we didn't already know. The Englishman abroad is indeed a force to be reckoned with, and nowhere more so than the picturesque island of Ibiza. And the woman are even worse. Good-time girls Sarah and Louise make interesting viewing as they struggle to remember whether it's 30 or 40 blokes they've had between them, while Sarah gamely allows passing strangers to examine her pierced lip. It's not on her face. Meanwhile, lobster-hued youths obligingly display their genitals to anyone still standing.These are supposedly the type of exploits which recently forced the British Ambassador to beat a hasty retreat home to Torquay, and quite right too. Just nipping down the travel agents.................